Monty by Jim Meddick for July 06, 2019

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    To him, a Dorito fragment the size of a 2-car garage door.

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    nitromicro  over 5 years ago

    Party at the anthill tonight! (bring weed)

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    Nathan Daniels  over 5 years ago

    I thought uncle Ben just said, “Eat your damn rice”.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    And with great power comes great movies and merchandising…

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    Snoots  over 5 years ago

    A common ant weighs approximately 1mg. So if the ant is lifting 50mg, that comes to approximately .0018 ounces, or 1/20th of a gram. I don’t know what this says about ants, but I know I can lift far more.

    So what’s your super power? :D

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If only I could lift 10 times my weight in donuts.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Ants are overachievers, in contrast to Monty….

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    2taz  over 5 years ago

    Monty’s in prime position for the Saturday 9:15 fireworks…

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