Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 23, 2011

This one has a fishy plot to it!

Good Morning, Fellow Birdbrains

No pressure of course!

GM all!

I would have loved to get a B+ in calculus.

Flipper when he was a kid.

A face in the trophy to the left..

I always dreamed about getting B+ in Calculus!

Actually, his grades in physics are much more important!

He’ll be lucky to get into Marineland.

Calculas…Smalculas…Id hire that little fellow..hes too cute. LOL

I wish I would’ve gotten a B+ in any subject.

A good trainer could help, mom.

Then there’s Raphael Nadolphin and his career at the tennis net.

He could have gotten a C(etacean) like all the whales did.

Dolphin Lundgren still had a very good movie career despite bad grade..

OK, listen up: “Lonewolf” gets the award today for best quip!

Well, dad if I can’t, I know I can always join the Marines.

Hey, give the kid a break. Dolphins just aren’t that intelligent. Unless he’s related to Mr Limpet, I wouldn’t expect him to get much past algebra. :-P

Doctor Toon .. Good one.

Faces in trophies.

Google “Tiger Moms”

Except this looks more like a Tiger Dad.

Otherwise all these dolphins are going to leave just before the Vogons get here to destroy the earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Their last messagle being “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!”

Thank you very much TheAuldWan.

i, too, have to cast my vote for Doc Toon’s quip. and i would think the poor kid would want to stay in school as long as possible.

Good afternoon Tribe. Hope your day went well.

Since I can’t vote on my own, I too cast my vote for DocT

Hi, Allan V

My college calculus class started with 45 students. It ended with 12. Cut by over half after the first test. Scores on that test ranged from 98 to 14.

Saucy: So who left the class?