Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 27, 2019

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    Grasberry73  over 5 years ago

    Hadley V. Baxendale??? Wait a minute, I thought she was dating Mopman in High School?

    5-1 says she’s a lawyer and an extra 9-2 says she’s Jaquan’s agent.

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    chiphilton  over 5 years ago

    From a 2008 interview: “He took control of his life with help from an equal rights-oriented Milford point guard named Hadley V. Baxendale,” Rubin says, adding that he borrowed this Groucho-worthy name from a real-life contracts case studied by first-year law students.

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    chiphilton  over 5 years ago

    Come on, Gil, the real surprise would be if JaQuan didn’t show up during the summer.

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    chiphilton  over 5 years ago

    Gil has turned into Ray Romano.

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    cuttersjock  over 5 years ago

    …not the trophy wife you would expect the likes of a Jaquan Case to commit to, Hadley looks like a Joan Cusack circa 2000…

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    Ravenswing  over 5 years ago

    HAH! Old Home Week indeed!

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 5 years ago

    P1, And I thought for sure your fiance would be Heather Burns.

    P2, Well, she certainly towers over Gil.

    P3, Gil stammers like Porky Pig.

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    SoapySmith  over 5 years ago

    Well, she WAS HvB until she grew to be 8 feet tall.

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    Mr Reality  over 5 years ago

    In all reality , what dark secret do Gil and Hadley share ,inquiring minds want to know !

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    BikeMike  over 5 years ago

    Still is HvB Gil. Not married yet and maybe she won’t even change her name! Not 1955 anymore.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hadley V. Baxendale looks like she’s going to enjoy murdering Gil and eating him.

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    Must be uncomfortable talking to Gil. Jaquan says hi to him and Gil answers with “Jaquan! Great to see you!”, and then immediately after that says “Jaquan Case! What a nice surprise.” Is the Alzheimer’s setting in? He also didn’t notice Hadley standing right there to his side until she spoke?

    Also, Gil, women don’t usually change their name when they get engaged. I’m pretty sure she still IS Hadley V. Baxendale.

    Isn’t it unusual for girls to have a growth spurt after high school? She was a small point guard, now she towers over Gil too. Unless Gil is now 5’0" somehow.

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    From the Comics Curmudgeon, who I am no longer a fan of!

    Hadley was the star of the very first Gil Thorp storyline covered on this site, which involved her and her boyfriend and fellow feminist agitator Steve Luhm fighting for full-sized lockers and equal cheer squad support for the girls’ teams. I’ve always wondered what happened to her over the last fifteen years, and since she partnered up with a pro basketball player/intellectual while her ex became a teve dropped out of college and became a bitter janitor, I’d say she’s doing pretty well for herself!

    Some kind of typo or deleted characters near the end, but you get the idea.

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    James St. John Smythe  over 5 years ago

    Kylie’s already knows her golf storyline has come to an end and left. Maybe we should follow her lead?

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    Hadley needs a TCFS pin

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    bearwku82  over 5 years ago

    P1- Jaquan could pass for Ted Cassidy (Lerch) as a Star Trek cyborg.

    P2- GilPa reminds me of a young James Darren.

    P3- It’s safe to say Al Jo Ames isn’t walking through that door.

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    twainreader  over 5 years ago

    HvB, who disguised as a mild mannered fiance, rips off her glasses to reveal her stuper hero personna

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    cholly3  over 5 years ago

    Gag me. Hadley V. Baxendale make me wish Marty Moon was more prominent. Please dump these writers.

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    P4: “…hey! …did you ever get those new uniforms?…”

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    James St. John Smythe  over 5 years ago

    Is a decision in from SCOTUS on the Hadley v. Baxendale case yet? It concerned wrongful denial to loyal readers of a summertime golf storyline.

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    chiphilton  over 5 years ago

    Maybe Gil thinks Hadley is transitioning into a man.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What happened to the 2 kids in the car? Who were they? where were they going? What is this, a redo of the movie Nashville-which I hated.

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    P4: “…fiancee’?….that is a shocker…. I thought Hadley preferred women?…”

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    bearwku82  over 5 years ago

    Cannot believe JaQuan Case is driving a knock off Audi or Audy. Potential trademark infringements. That Ginger Grant beauty mole is like a watered down mouthwash. Not gonna make it HVB. More appropriate summertime initials could have been BBJ Pascoe and his girl Angie Sanchez.

    Not long ago, I proposed The Snark Nation produce the Gil Thorp big screen production. Everyone nominate a cast member. I like Edward Norton to play Marty Moon. Go.

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    It really is like Gil shrunk. Check out their shoes, Gil’s feet are half the size of Jaquan’s.

    So my guess is, based on her history, hadley will say something like, “I still am Hadley V. Baxendale! Women shouldn’t be forced to change their names!” Or something like that.

    And speaking of forcing, nobody is forcing you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. But you should anyway.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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