Oh my gosh, it’s like they think they have the plague! Never had a baby so can’t comment on that. But in the dictionary next to Big Baby: there is a picture of my husband!
I think we need uterine replicators as described by Lois McMasters Bujold in The Vorkosigan Saga. Those things are as necessary to the betterment of womankind as the food replicators from Star Trek. . .
My dad was a disabled vet. He lived with serious pain for the last decade or so of his life without complaint.
When he caught a cold, I swear he reverted to toddlerhood, and my older brother was the same! Do men experience colds differently? Someone should honestly do some research on that.
A cold? I just knew when I saw the first half that you were going to reference a kick in the nuts! (No offense, guys – served too long in the Army and have heard screams caused by “groin injuries” that topped any woman in labor!)
Flashback to my labor…I was in the zone, taking it one contraction at a time & turned around in bed so I could watch the monitor & time my own contractions…meanwhile, my ex was freaking out the whole time…
Reminds me of what Carol Burnett said to some man who asked her how childbirth feels. She said, “Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head”.
HarryCK over 5 years ago
Thank you for appreciating our suffering.
electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago
I detect a note of sarcasm…I take that back. I detect a symphony.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh my gosh, it’s like they think they have the plague! Never had a baby so can’t comment on that. But in the dictionary next to Big Baby: there is a picture of my husband!
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hab ooo any keenex?
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
’snot the same.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Labor pains is in the top 10 of my 101 Reasons why I am Glad I am not a Girl.
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
Try passing a kidney stone…. Been there, done that. I know women that have kidney stones, they say it’s worse than childbirth.
gnome over 5 years ago
women suffer during labor, men suffer the entire marriage.
Marvin Premium Member over 5 years ago
You should organize one of your profound Aunty Movements to get that changed.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
I think we need uterine replicators as described by Lois McMasters Bujold in The Vorkosigan Saga. Those things are as necessary to the betterment of womankind as the food replicators from Star Trek. . .
sew-so over 5 years ago
My dad was a disabled vet. He lived with serious pain for the last decade or so of his life without complaint.
When he caught a cold, I swear he reverted to toddlerhood, and my older brother was the same! Do men experience colds differently? Someone should honestly do some research on that.
karlykru Premium Member over 5 years ago
A cold? I just knew when I saw the first half that you were going to reference a kick in the nuts! (No offense, guys – served too long in the Army and have heard screams caused by “groin injuries” that topped any woman in labor!)
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Pregnant wives have ways to make husbands suffer, even if it’s just psychological.
buckman-j over 5 years ago
Can you say “Female Chauvanism” kids?
anomalous4 over 5 years ago
Flashback to my labor…I was in the zone, taking it one contraction at a time & turned around in bed so I could watch the monitor & time my own contractions…meanwhile, my ex was freaking out the whole time…
Airbender over 5 years ago
Reminds me of what Carol Burnett said to some man who asked her how childbirth feels. She said, “Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head”.
pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago
LOLOL – Ain’t that the truth!
Space Man Spiff over 5 years ago
I am a man and I don’t understand. I have had some bad colds. Actually, Best of the Day!!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
I have heard the passing a bowling ball analogy.