God: “If I explained myself, I’d have to kill you. Wait, let me check my schedule.”
Actually, if I had God powers, I probably wouldn’t give myself Wolverine claws.
I know, I’m weird.
Actually, God is pretty shy. Apart from a short turn in the opening verses of Mark, he basically drops out of sight in the New Testament.
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Ida No over 4 years ago
God: “If I explained myself, I’d have to kill you. Wait, let me check my schedule.”
scyphi26 over 4 years ago
Actually, if I had God powers, I probably wouldn’t give myself Wolverine claws.
I know, I’m weird.
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
Actually, God is pretty shy. Apart from a short turn in the opening verses of Mark, he basically drops out of sight in the New Testament.