Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2019

“Here, Spot!” “Spot’s not here, man.”

Ah, the uses of “grass”!

When they first started playing baseball on artificial turf, they asked a player named Tug McGraw what he thought about playing on “fake grass” – he said he didn’t smoke the stuff.

It’s like a tonic for them to do that, but in the end it just makes them throw up.

Both medicinal and recreational grass is legal in my home state.

Mark is to polite to show the third panel:

Depositional.

A weed is a weed is a weed.

Another gem from Mark!

Medicinal grass, eh?

Dogs can cause your lawn to go to pot.

The hurl and rock n roll phenomenon

Aah, the memories of doggie poop-patrol in the back and finding healthy green grass all rolled up in it. Thank you Phydeaux for helping me mow.

Better check where he is rolling…

…or just trying to get a few fleas off, thereby inviting more!

Lawn grass madness!

Ah the life of a dog….

Awwww, lol!

Hey, man! Where’s the Cheetos in the bottom panel?

Grazing in the grass is a gas, baby, can you dig it?

If it’s medicinal, the dog pukes it soon afterward. If it’s recreational, there are impurities in the grass.