Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 25, 2019

My doc (he was a great one actually) when he told me my chronic condition was something I’d have to learn to live with, and I asked why do you guys say that, He responded “‘Cause we don’t want it.”

If it’s not serious, is it expensive?

If he’s not worried about it, I assume it isn’t contagious…?

Lack of money.

Mel Brooks said tragedy is when he cuts his finger and comedy is when you fall into a well and die.

Soooo, it’s the ME ME ME SYNDROME, EH? Hmmm sounds so familiar

Well,the repercussions after you receive My Bill could possibly lead to more serious issues. By the way have you recently had any Chest Pains or such ?

This would be even more realistic if the patient were a woman.

Just joking. Let’s run a few tests and some blood work. Then I can look like I’m taking this seriously.

Are you serious?

You have an STD!

If Lowell George was still alive.