Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2019

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    You can just leave out the “to rats”, you know.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    You’re ratty jerks too, Wiz!

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    Space_cat  over 5 years ago

    With Leptospirosis, Hanta Virus, and Bubonic Plague, and your new $$$ audio cables they get to have their revenge!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    The test results are really inconclusive…. usually Rats feed off of jerks

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    “around the clock”? Does that mean you conduct tests instead of sleeping?

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Got that right, Wiz!

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    No more than they deserve (or we could do the Black Death thing all over again, if you would like)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not a big fan of rats, but since we used to perform experiments on, volunteer, prisoners I am thinking we are sort of progressing. Maybe. A little.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 5 years ago

    use lawyers instead

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    tinner2000  over 5 years ago

    A Obvious Conclusion. AOC!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    “Rats are people too.”

    Why, even DJT mentioned a former associate ratting him out.
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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    All that being so, the rat doesn’t seem very concerned.

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    oakie817  over 5 years ago

    animals are people too

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    markmoss1  over 5 years ago

    Q: Why do we use rats for experiments?A: Because lawyers would sue.

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    parkerinthehouse  over 5 years ago

    AOC is younger than the alleged prexy but she’s infinitely more mature

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