Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 13, 2019

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Bob could not get a clear indication whether he had a green light, yellow light, or red light from his girlfriend

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    If you want to win her heart, Bob: buy a loom, in essence.

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    Watt?

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    I don’t care, you just light up my life!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    The flashing lights are making me dizzy

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    quixotic3  over 5 years ago

    Brilliant

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    “We just don’t click.”

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    Bob had the equipment but his girlfriend complained he was quick as a strobe light.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    It’s Christmas in July: it looks like it at night around here with the trees lit up with the sparkling lights.

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    Space & Kitten  over 5 years ago

    An enlightening comment !

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Stop blinking like that. You’re driving me nuts.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    What did the firefly say when it was run over by the lawnmower?

    “De-lighted; no end.”

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But I’m not looking for a relationship; I’m a flasher!

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