My uncle by marriage was sick in the hospital. People came to visit him. His wife and children were telling them, “You want Claudell’s tools? He won’t need them any more,” IN FRONT OF THE POOR MAN!!!
They figured he would die and made no bones about it. When he messed them up and survived, he had no tools left. (Note this is my blood-kin did it to the poor fellow.)
An older gentleman lived next to us when I was growing up. One day he told Dad that he could have his tools when he died. Dad said, “Well, how about if I just get them now?” Old dude wasn’t amused.
Another time, the lot next to the old dude was being prepare for construction. Dad told him it was going to be a sewage pumping station as a joke and didn’t think anything of it. Old dude went up to town hall and threatened them with a lawsuit if one shovel full of dirt hit his property, and of course they had no idea what he was talking about.
rexxster over 5 years ago
Go ahead, it’ll save me the bother of making a will.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
You mean you want the paint roller and not my reclining chair?
rshive over 5 years ago
The chart is going up. He’s going in some direction anyway.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
My uncle by marriage was sick in the hospital. People came to visit him. His wife and children were telling them, “You want Claudell’s tools? He won’t need them any more,” IN FRONT OF THE POOR MAN!!!
They figured he would die and made no bones about it. When he messed them up and survived, he had no tools left. (Note this is my blood-kin did it to the poor fellow.)
Linguist over 5 years ago
“Nah, I want the paint roller, but you can have my wife.”
pcmcdonald over 5 years ago
Grease his back with lard, he’ll go downhill fast.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
You probably won’t have to return any of his tools.
Bruce388 over 5 years ago
An older gentleman lived next to us when I was growing up. One day he told Dad that he could have his tools when he died. Dad said, “Well, how about if I just get them now?” Old dude wasn’t amused.
Another time, the lot next to the old dude was being prepare for construction. Dad told him it was going to be a sewage pumping station as a joke and didn’t think anything of it. Old dude went up to town hall and threatened them with a lawsuit if one shovel full of dirt hit his property, and of course they had no idea what he was talking about.