B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 02, 2019

But the dimples sure make it good for scratching my…uh…well, you know….

“I started to suspect when I found out the other bird’s eggs don’t say “Titleist” on them"…

Tonight’s news shows Trump blaming the Democrats for dividing the nation. He never takes the blame for anything.

“Here’s the deal

Open your eyes

Your life is a lie

Don’t say a word

I’ll tell you why

You’re living a lie

Your life is a lie"

MGMT – Your Life Is a Lie

And a bad lie at that!

You’d think the bird would have wised up after spending a year trying to hatch that “egg”.

Two male birds sitting in a tree …

A year sitting on that thing waiting for it to “hatch”…either shows patience or stupidity…

All the little indents should have been my first clue….

Be thankful he didn’t “play it as it lies”!

And the fact that “egg” hasn’t hatched in over a year, didn’t give you a clue?

GoComics needs to find a less tendentious editor for the “featured comments”.

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Poor bird! That is an awkward lie.

When that “egg” finally hatches, be sure to name the kid “Lucky”.

Snakes will eat golf balls thinking they’re eggs…

Never mind politics. That bird has been living a lie. Bless her heart!

One of the best .

Sitting on an egg that long. No wonder they are called bird brains.

That intelligence enhancement version of Toxoplasmosis gondii at work on the birds too.

You talking politics on here makes about as much sense as the bird sitting on the ball for a whole year.