Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 16, 2019

The Cat has a new Hat. What will Thing 1 and Thing 2 say?

Hopefully he doesn’t start serving up green eggs & ham.

The quack in the hat.

So will all the results of his potions today look like Dr. Seuss characters?

Sooo should we call him Weuss of Id?

I would venture to say/That hat has magic today.

So, all of Wiz’s magic in partly in his wand and partly in his hat?

Ghouls get laughs where they can.

“There must have been some magic in that old, goofy red and white hat he found, for when he put it on his head,Blanch began to dance around…”

“In this style 10/6p”

If ever there was a good explanation for green eggs and ham, this is it.

No one can top you now, Wiz.

Hmmmmm. . .sorta detracts from the gravitas. . .

That is a wizards hat!!

And they will all speak in rhyme.

Would you, could you in a hat? Would you, could you with a vat? Would you, could you with a spell? Would you, could you summon Hell?

Would you, could you, with the Wizard?

This would have been more apropos on March 2nd.

So he stole the Cat’s hat?

Where’s Wiz?

Is the cat in the hat?

Hey Wiz. There’s a call from the Cat in the Hat. He wants his hat back!