Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 30, 2019

Yet another castle to fail to protect.

Sic the sand worms on the beach Vikings.

Vikings, the bullies of the Middle Ages.

Make sure to leave some sand-crabs and sand-mites for those Vikings. They would love all that Viking hair and furry clothes.

Son of a beach!

Why did I suddenly think of the Monty Python Spam sketch?

Don’t worry, the tide will wash it away…

Not the Vikings fault that you can’t stand up to them!

Here in Minnesota, we’re used to the Vikings getting beached. Skol!!

I’m surprised the Viking didn’t finish his line in the first panel with “It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.”

“Beach Vikings, Beach Vikings, there on the sand… From July to the end of September…” Maybe I’m remembering that incorrectly.

Poor Sir Rodney. He has a knack for surrender.

Makes me think of the “Charles Atlas Workout” ads they used to print in comic books. Rodney needs to pump some iron.

I still don’t hate them as much as the Packers.

And he made it just the right size for the king.

I would have been tempted to give it a slight kick as I got up to walk away….

The fink seems to enjoy the sun.