I may not be a parent, but how does one acquire this baby-naming startup? (Well, the middle finger is considered the rudest finger which is PROBABLY why its nail grows the longest: trying show emphasis on being rude.)
I think the Russian went through a lot of unnecessary trouble: you can just buy tank treads and put them on in place of your wheels without modifying the car:
Yeah. Have to be sure to make the name gender neutral or she/he/they/something will be bullied mercilessly throughout life. For a while. Until common sense cycles around again at some point in the hopefully near future.
Parents have from long ago sought help to name children. When my siblings were being born, there were baby name books. They usually also gave the meaning of the name. But one of my sisters was named after my parents researched in a phone book while driving the car to take her home! There are also web sites presently.
I see people’s names from all over the country and I can say with absolutely no doubt that there are parents who have colossally failed in the naming department!
As far as names, one mother named the child Amcher (the abbreviated name for the Albany Medical Center Hospital Emergency Room) as the last thing she saw entering the hospital to give birth to the child. Saw it in Freakonomics, by Levitt and Dubner – very interesting book as its sequel.
Leroy over 5 years ago
I’d say they might be overreacting a bit to slowpokes in the fast lane.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
I may not be a parent, but how does one acquire this baby-naming startup? (Well, the middle finger is considered the rudest finger which is PROBABLY why its nail grows the longest: trying show emphasis on being rude.)
Bilan over 5 years ago
If that’s what the Ultratank looks like, how do you open the doors?
therese_callahan2002 over 5 years ago
Back in World War II, there was something similar to the Ultratank called The Mouse. Unfortunately, it lasted as long as….a mouse!
Space_cat over 5 years ago
Is it because that finger gets the most use when I am driving?
Melki Premium Member over 5 years ago
I guess I’m some sort of freak because the nails on my pinkies grow faster than the others.
Cloudchaser over 5 years ago
I searched Youtube for Bently Tank. I was not disappointed
scpandich over 5 years ago
I think the Russian went through a lot of unnecessary trouble: you can just buy tank treads and put them on in place of your wheels without modifying the car:
https://www.autotrader.com/car-news/you-can-get-tank-treads-for-your-vehicle-258700
A# 466 over 5 years ago
World’s first!! (Except for Ripsaw — see “Mad Max: Fury Road” — wheels [tracks] for Bullet Farm’s head honcho.)
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Yeah. Have to be sure to make the name gender neutral or she/he/they/something will be bullied mercilessly throughout life. For a while. Until common sense cycles around again at some point in the hopefully near future.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Startup, that sounds like a good name for a kid.
preacherman Premium Member over 5 years ago
For me, it’s my second finger that grows the fastest on both hands.
Dean over 5 years ago
♪ “This little piggy ….” ♪ didn’t grow at all.
EdCampbell over 5 years ago
There is a track conversion kit available, takes a few hours to install.
wpbattle over 5 years ago
My fastest growing nail is my ring finger!
Gent over 5 years ago
What? I’m just showing my fingers with the fastest growing nails!
ElGato over 5 years ago
Comes in handy when you give someone “y old one finger salute.”
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Easy to understand; that finger gets the most exercise…
finnygirl Premium Member over 5 years ago
Parents have from long ago sought help to name children. When my siblings were being born, there were baby name books. They usually also gave the meaning of the name. But one of my sisters was named after my parents researched in a phone book while driving the car to take her home! There are also web sites presently.
Sassy's Mom over 5 years ago
I see people’s names from all over the country and I can say with absolutely no doubt that there are parents who have colossally failed in the naming department!
RabbitHole over 5 years ago
As far as names, one mother named the child Amcher (the abbreviated name for the Albany Medical Center Hospital Emergency Room) as the last thing she saw entering the hospital to give birth to the child. Saw it in Freakonomics, by Levitt and Dubner – very interesting book as its sequel.