Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 16, 2019

I think it’s called, Lio, a “do not call” list.

You might need a lawyer for those kind of pests.

I’d like a few bottles of that spray, please!

Think I need a No Solicitors Allowed sign.

wonder if they have a version for those robo and spam callers?

Out here after a couple of hail storms, it’s roofers

we have no money

We know who we’re voting for

We have found Jesus

Unless you have beer or Girl Scout cookies, don’t bother

“I’m sorry, but we’re all out of pepper spray!”

Hmmm… we need a National Pest Control agency for telemarketers as well.

It took me a few minutes to make the link between solar panels and pest control.

Is it just me, or does the solar panel salesman look like an alien in an ill-fitting mask?

Lio will want that big spray canister for that size pest.

What, Dad didn’t order solar panels from Scott’s?

Well, there’s always the old reliable *if legally dangerous) “No trespassing. This is your only warning. Survivors will be prosecuted!”

What, Dad didn’t order solar panels from Scott’s?

Well, there’s always the old reliable (if legally dangerous) “No trespassing. This is your only warning. Survivors will be prosecuted!”

An young Rod from Birdemic before he became an software salesman.

I wonder if a “Solicitors will be used for target practice” is legal?