Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 06, 2019

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    And put up a mall sized Chik-fil-A.

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    Bill Thompson  over 5 years ago

    “And help me get out of this chicken outfit!”

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    Just another Chicken of the Sea…Another fishy walrus in the ocean…another star in the sky….SHOWDOWN.. Red Rooster against Chumley the Walrus….. Be a Tennessee Tuxedo attire event where we tear down the KFC…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    Ending the cold war, really heated up around the globe..

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    Please excuse my political satire… vote for the return of a delegated Brass Orchid..

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago

    … where is Brass?…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    Okay Teresa… throe in an Einsteinwaybrenner Grand Piano… You can tune a piano butt not Charlie The tuna surprise, surprise Gomer… That’s not my tuna fish sandwich either…

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago

    … Darwin, Minnesota has the biggest ball of twine…

    … Tokyo has Godzilla…

    … San Pedro Hill has the largest statue of Jesus…

    …now it seems Froglandia has the largest cock…

    …cock roster, that is…

    …I say, I say, boy , are you a chicken hawk…

    …that boy is as bright as wooden lightbulb…

    … the Rooster was Peter…

    but the Walrus was Paul…

    …and Mary what the Quite Contrary Spyder…

    … Ronald ‘Wilson’ Reagan…

    …the head will cut off only for another to grow back in its place…

    … er… excuse me, Captain, instead of cutting it all off could we just maybe circumcise it a little?…

    …ugh…

    … sometimes I’d rather be Russian than a Democrat…

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    My spurs don’t jingle jangle jingle. Quiet weapons but hardly secret.

    I don’t know where brass is either. There are at least a hundred reasons why there are no comments … Arianne may have lost her turn at the computer …

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    “No.”

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    The chicken hawk with bone spurs loves walls.

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    Trust Reagan to fail when he ad libs.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 5 years ago

    Malapropism rules the dais …!

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    Goob Gorba’joob!

    (thanx Babs)

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Codename: Walrus.

    A Communist agent planted amongst unwitting Froglandians, the Walrus was able to operate with impunity in an open and tolerant environment. But little did he realize that the FSPA were on to his chicken capers (FSPA=Froglandia State Protective Agency, itself a codename for Froglandian Secret Police Authority, which cooperates with or within other law enforcement agencies in Froglandia, not excluding the Grammar Police).

    Walrus flank steak, heavily marinated with fresh lemon juice and slow-roasted, can be quite tasty….

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    … or Froglandia Society of Polyglot Annotators … that would be we faithful but feckless commenters …

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