Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 08, 2019

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    Algolei I  over 5 years ago

    Hell, this is the way I live my life — setting my story to fit whatever seems to be happening.

    Officer: “How did you come to drive into the lake, sir?”

    Me: “I took highway 401 North, then got off at the 75 junction near Norwayville.”

    Officer: “And have you always been this stupid?”

    Me: “Well I would assume so, yes.”

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    A very clever cartoon within a cartoon within a cartoon. It worked this time, but don’t push it, bad boy.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    The first panel reminds me of Rick making an inappropriate face to express happiness.

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    Christine Morgan Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I must be really tired… I laughed WAY too hard at this one!

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Chicken wings used to be so inexpensive that I could afford them as an impecunious college student on a very tight budget. Now, they cost about the same as legs, but they have much less meat per pound. I think of it as being yet another way that the rich steal from the poor, who now eat Ramen instead of chicken wings.

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