I read a story this week that some guy was hiding from the cops in the woods…cops were close by…they couldn’t find him…then he let out a big fart…they found him…story didn’t say whether they followed the scent or went to where the sound came from, though
If, it hits powerful electric lines, grounding them to generate huge sparks that light up the fartnado, it would not be safe to be very close to it. A friend of mine in high school once lit up his own at home, guess where the blister was.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Soon from the SyFy channel, the outfit that brought us “Sharknado”!
Tigressy over 5 years ago
So that’s what killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Doug M over 5 years ago
Good work Dan!
well-i-never over 5 years ago
That’s not how it works. Everyone knows it’s “flbbbbtttt, bbbbllllattttt, furrrbbbttt.”
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
Oh, no! It’s headed to the chili cook-off!
Gent over 5 years ago
Still better than Sharknado!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Gee, can you say that on live Internet?
J Quest over 5 years ago
Category 4 flatulence…
BDY over 5 years ago
Stinky Weather.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
A force to be reckoned with….run! Run for your lives!
laurag12363 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ohh Dan…please go fishing this weekend. Your brain popped again.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
" Has as much chance as a fart in a tornado."
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
They’re all gonna suffocate!
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 5 years ago
At least it isn’t a SBD or a one cheek sneak!
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
That’s some bad gas.
DonaldH1 over 5 years ago
I read a story this week that some guy was hiding from the cops in the woods…cops were close by…they couldn’t find him…then he let out a big fart…they found him…story didn’t say whether they followed the scent or went to where the sound came from, though
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
The Sharknado is now a trope.
Daniel Jacobson over 5 years ago
If, it hits powerful electric lines, grounding them to generate huge sparks that light up the fartnado, it would not be safe to be very close to it. A friend of mine in high school once lit up his own at home, guess where the blister was.