Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2019

It now seems more than clear that Breezy was not disavowing any further contact with Rip a few days ago, despite TNT’s repeated claims. So why do you suppose TNT kept trying to sell Rip on that baseless notion??

What a revoltin’ development.

Serves you right, foolish Breezy!

Ka-OUCH! That was cold, Rip. I miss the days of lighthearted quips over a stack of pancakes.

And he trusts Cobra?!?

You witch! (Sorry, I have to keep it “G”-rated here)

Google “attorneys near me,” Breezy.

Look at TNT all brave. Somebody must’ve promised him a swimming pool full of Alpo to make the jump. Rip on the other hand – just running away from responsibility. Typical.

Yesterday it was Cobra’s SMIRK – today it’s her SNARK.

But, but Rip—all heroes want redheads! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroesWantRedHeads

I don’t quite get why Rip is certain Breezy is going to leave him. He should know Cobra enough to not trust her and TNT isn’t always as perceptive as he thinks.

Maybe it’s just me, but I liked it better when Rip was a drifter. (KA-DRIFTER!) That had the potential for some great storylines.

Pot kettle much? Rip’s given up on his whole family. And telling Breezy to hug Baby Fireball when he’s barely seen his daughter (and adopted son “Rip Jr.”) in how long? His children are going to grow up with a willfully absent parent who ditched their mother to go off with a Backpfeifengesicht.

This seems excessively mean & unforgiving treatment for Breezy who was knocked out, not gave up on Rip. I mean, it doesn’t even make as much sense as all you can eat pancakes.

ka-heartbroken

Something just ain’t right here!!!

Breezy is heavy with Rip’s child!

Chances are Cobra may accidentally remind Rip how much he really loves his wife.

Hopefully…