In Security by Bea R. for July 16, 2019

So she’s tried beer and toliet water… Know Charlene and Roy’s “vigilance” it was to wash down some raw fish she snuck from the kitchen counter.

All that stuff left in the middle of the street, Sedine with all that beer, Charlene and Roy with their kids, and Ellie with her cat! Everyone has been using the street as their personal dumping ground! XD

OK when do the police show up now that the kiddies have gotten into the booze?

Those two drinking some is bad, but it would be worse for Ow, alcohol can kill a feline. Michaela might have saved his life with her analogy.

Wonder if her opinion will change in, say, 15 years?

I’d say it tastes more like elephant pee.

Careful with the glass, girls. That nectar is bottled under pressure. Get Daddy’s beverages safely to the garage, and there will be something extra in your allowance envelopes this month.

Michaela is multi-tasking with a soccer ball and jump-rope. Someone’s been watching the USWNT. Good girl.

I agree, it taste horrible.

That’s grounds for divorce, yep.

I didn’t know toilet water fizzed…

Has she tried toilet water before?

It begs the question…What is Roy brewing in the guest bathroom?

I feel bad for all that wasted beer… its an crying shame to waste good beer like that.

You just have to get used to the taste-used to ask dad for a swig when I took a bottle out to him when he was grilling and after awhile I grew to like the taste-fortunately that never worked with cigarettes. Of course nowadays it is difficult to find good beer-it is either all mass produced swill with no flavor or “craft” beer that tastes like someone failed arts and crafts multiple times. I’d like to find me some good Wiedemann’s Bohemian Special or some Grain Belt.

I feel like the amount of beer in that pile isn’t enough to get Gabby drunk.

Only beer I ever liked the taste of was Leopard Beer. I think it’s from New Zealand and it had a sweetish taste. Kind of like mead (honey beer) which I also liked the taste of but didn’t take much of because I was warned it had a WALLOP. How did I get to taste mead, you ask? Back in my college days my boyfriend and I belonged to a medieval recreationist group called the Society for Creative Anachronisms. Once at a party someone presented the reigning “King” with some PRUNE WINE declaring, “And you said it couldn’t be done!” The King replied, “Actually, what I said is it SHOULDN’T be done!!”

The moral here, kids, is don’t drink beer or anything out of a toilet.

Michaela knows how to use a bottle opener?

I’m reminded of what we used to sing on the school bus: “one hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer; take one down and pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!” and etc.

Throw her in the water and let her walk home!!! Wait… “Tastes like toilet water”?? Oh, well, since it’s American beer, no loss. They should be drinking Guinness or some other stout on a fishing trip anyway.

On that last panel, all I gotta say, is, "Well, you dad is not know for his taste in beer… cause it’s cheap, like your dad. But, honey, it may taste like ‘toilet water’, now… but wait about 15 years, give or take a few years, and you most definitely will be singing another tune about that beer. (OoooWEEEE! Let’s open another!)

For someone standing in a cooler, Sedine strikes a dignified stance. Finger pointed skyward, hand upon hip, she sees her motive as so lofty as to warrant the sacrifice of libations. Roy better go find his friend the Bear. What a rare treat to see Michaela play wise older sister, bringing Gabby to heel as she grasps the bottle. Love Michaela’s expressions and Ow’s reaction to big sister’s pronouncement. More of the good stuff from BeaR.

I never liked beer anyways.