Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 12, 2019

Turn them into jerky, which is pretty much what they are already.

Good, we can all use the expensive cholesterol.

My mau-mau used to tell me that eating too many rich people can be expensive for your health … they can give you gas, acne, cavities, and bad breath … but OK every once in a while … especially when paired with a nice Chianti ….

Get those lords a-leaping!

Weed out the rich people? Rich people that are rich people fed. Tasted better. In the rich people’s field, it is plowing time again…

And the rich people are just another brick in the brick wall.

… let the pre la Fête nationale festivities begin!…

… I’ll start with the rich girls…

…careful, you are what you eat…

…rich food gives me gas…

…I have a habit of chewing my cheek when I get nervous…

…does that make me autocannibalistic?…

…Ivanka said she used to be able to do this in her younger days…

…but now she isn’t so limber…

…shouldn’t we kill all the lawyers,first?…

… and Fred said, ’Let’s yabba dabba don’t…

… only if FOX NEWS says it’s ok to do so…

Better have plenty of Pepto Dismal on hand because your rich people digestion will be huge.

any rich which way you can

Hobbes says it in today’s strip: “Tigers like it when their food is surprised and running.”

Omnivorism with or without the comma is still omnivorism.

Teresa for Prez!

Feed The Poor!

Eat The Rich!

Long Pork.

…see if I still have my “Eat the rich” t-shirt from 1968…

the rich leave a funny after taste don’t the birds know.

No. I don’t think cannibalism is the answer. Nor murder/assassination. Nor verbal assaults and mass demonstrations. JUST VOTE.

HOLD ON! HOLD ON! There’s a comma in there we need to pay attention to. The partridge said, “It’s time to start eating the rich, people.” So, the rich might mean rich stuff, people. Like maybe Hershey Ice Cream’s Raspberry Roadrunner. I can’t think of a single rich person I’d want to eat, can you? Of course, Megan Boone does look tasty, we’d all agree, but we’d probably want to lick her like an ice cream cone, not chomp her like a chicken. I hope. (I may have gone just a bit too far with this…I’m on my second cup of Komodo Dragon here. I’m really not like this in real life. Hope nobody was offended.)

She told me that her Dad was loaded,

I said “In that case I’ll have a rum and coca-cola.”

She said “Fine.”

And in thirty seconds time she said,

I want to live like common people,

I want to do whatever common people do,

I want to sleep with common people,

I want to sleep with common people,

Like you.

Well what else could I do

I said “I’ll see what I can do.”

I took her to a supermarket,

I don’t know why,

But I had to start it somewhere,

So it started there.

And later I ate her.

… funk funky funky poodle,funky poodle yo…

Baked, boiled, or fried.

Eat the rich and use the politicians for fertilizer!

We had some trees removed last week (yes, sad, but we live in a fire zone). They had this awesome wood chipper.

Forget the scene from Fargo! We’re talking heavy duty, run a whole body through in seconds kind of chipper.

For the ones you want to eat, you can have ground meat and make sausages.

For the politicians, a nice, wet fertilizer, ready to spread.

Hey you all, word is that elbow’s on the table is a sure thing in the 5th race at Belmont .. Mmmmmm I wonder …..

Yapper .. She is on the table, even has her elbow’s on, legs and all, … Eat The Rich…. sure thing in the 6th race to the fin..ish..

Danny Thomas and his Show… Danny Kaye and The Wonder Man …

Start eating the rich! Start eating it now!

“The rich” what? Rich foods? Rich commodities? Rich people?

Clarity is desirable!

Me make Chop Suey outie