Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 30, 2019

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    Gone Past Safety

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Usually GPS sends you down the wrong road but in this case, maybe the right road. What did you do?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Really! There is a place called Nowhere, Arizona.

    The Hell he wanted to go to is in Minnesota.

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    the_coov  over 5 years ago

    He’ll, I’ll take it, anything to get away from the Trump mentality.

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    This is what happens when you tell your GPS that your destination is “the sticks”.

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    gbars70  over 5 years ago

    Maybe you used the phrase “where in the heII is it” once too often.

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    Wilde Bill  over 5 years ago

    He thought he was going to the Styx concert, not the river Styx.

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    greenbird  over 5 years ago

    Well, we all end up there eventually.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Recalculating.”

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    If you don’t have a coin, the ferryman will gladly take that shiny object you call the key to your car.

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    in.amongst  over 5 years ago

    that sweet voice that leads one to nowhere…

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    David Henderson  over 5 years ago

    The ultimate meaning for ‘final destination’.

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    Charon has a solid 5.00 rating on Lyft.

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    DaBoogadie  over 5 years ago

    Stovokor is waiting.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 5 years ago

    When the flight attendant asks “where is your final destination?” I say “it depends on the sort of life I’ve led, doesn’t it?”

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    wdgnas  over 5 years ago

    don’t pay the ferryman till he gets you to other side…

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    dot-the-I  over 5 years ago

    Nebbish moonlighting.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    Typical GPS; sending you down a dead end.

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    Look honey! It’s the Charles River!

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    rmercer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “There are many roads, but only one destination.”

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    jessie d.  over 5 years ago

    It was the faulty GOP GPS that has America on the road to her demise.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    That’s a destination we will all arrive at sooner or later. No greater equalizer than death.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    Hades Creek, Washington?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Should have taken that left toin at Albuquerque.

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    thelordthygod666  over 5 years ago

    Try to take a taxi without giving the driver an exact address or web-identified location.

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    david_42  over 5 years ago

    Gmaps routes people through our neighborhood, on a 25-mph, 1 1/2 lane road, without sidewalks and a near a high school. There’s a four-lane, 40-mph highway about 100 yards downhill.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    It is a slight comfort to me to know that when I take my ride in that vessel, Buttercup,s yacht will blow past me on the way to the deepest circle.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    Just dont pay the Ferryman. Dont even fix a price.

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    Wlly Blly  over 5 years ago

    Actually, it looks like he was a little too specific.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 5 years ago

    It happened, sort of. Google: Google Maps detour left about 100 cars briefly stranded on impassable dirt road near Denver airport

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    comixbomix  over 5 years ago

    Just when you think the GPS is helping you, it styx it to you…

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    I’m looking for the guy with the orange hair.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be cool if there really was a ferry and a boatman?

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    Wrong park and ride location.

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    yimhere  over 5 years ago

    We’ve all been there…. one night seems like an eternity!

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    Snoots  over 5 years ago

    I found a way to cheat death; I don’t carry any change.

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    Pisces  over 5 years ago

    Great one, Wiley……………….

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    This is why I don’t use GPS, and why I don’t like ride Charon !!

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    “If tonight’s our time to go, the one thing I know”

    “We’ll need a coin for the ferryman”

    “Leave us a coin for the ferryman"

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    debra4life  over 5 years ago

    “You have now arrived at the river Styx.”

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 5 years ago

    As long as the Ferry takes me to the Shetlands I’d be happy enough. ;)

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    This is how Lyft’s GPS has been working lately.

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    mistercatworks  over 5 years ago

    Never let your ex program the GPS.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Google Maps had an Easter Egg for awhile: If you said you wanted to go from Paris to New York City by foot, it included a segment where you “swim East for Xxx miles”.

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They must be using Google Maps. (:-)

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Siri, how do I get to the end of my road?” And, to all the Obvious Styx (obsessed with Paradise) references, Don’t Fear the Reaper… BOC RULES!

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