Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 29, 2020
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Transcript:
november 18th is mickey's birthday! how much do you care? manifest disney the five warning signs bird: how do you like your eggs? 1. little forest friends greet you each morning. rage man: it's a small spoonful of hakuna matata after all 2. a happy song vanquishes your troubles. man: gawrsh 3. you experience spontaneous digit loss. also, your ears stop working in perspective. zzzzzz 4. while you sleep, michael eisner & his imagineers iron the wrinkles out of your brain. man: it could be worse. i could be a hanna barbarian! man 2: heathen 5. but you're cool with it.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Disney Corp is Evil. Walt would not recognize it, nor like it.
Ironing the wrinkles out of your brain, as we now know, is to make you stupid. That’s what Disney Corp wants: mindless robotic big-paying marks….
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Mickey will be 92.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Are They serious about demanding Disney change its name because of Walt’s well known racism and sexism and proclivity for cultural misappropriation?
plaidley over 4 years ago
You wake up to find white gloves permanently attached to your hands.