Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 17, 2021
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February 18, 2021
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. hellfire chili hut hellfire chili hut - hot & spicy icon of menu () too easily confused with healthy heart icon (), en-dangering the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. slaw-2-u cole slaw wagon 1-800-cole slaw slaw-2-u mobile food unit - van leaks mayonnaise. whole business plan seems poorly thought out. 3 guys and a microwave we reheat you eat 3 guys and a microwave big dude platter 3 guys and a microwave - beercan ziggurat woefully unstable. tv way too loud. pizzaburritoburger had bites taken out of it already. sam delabianno's authentic italy food only not al qaeda! just italy halal lasagna drivers pilots wanted sam delabianno's - no actual italian food on menu. suspected al qaeda front. also, unclean food surfaces.
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
How about “Coumo ’s Healthy Specials”? We have the Senior Early Bird menu!
wmchere almost 4 years ago
made laugh and want fresh made or three day old coleslaw
wmchere almost 4 years ago
if you water a plant it grows if you piss on a plant it dies
wmchere almost 4 years ago
Hell Fire Chili Hut will soon /if not already be trade marked and in every Walmart everywhere I buy stock in that….that IS in the now/future
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Coleslaw made with Miraclewhip instead of mayonnaise violation.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
If you can’t stand the heat, you should probably be dead anyway.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
P. J. Piehole’s – Too many kids chewing their arms off… ☺
prabbit237 almost 4 years ago
There used to be a fairly large chain of restaurants called Po’ Folks in the south. Basically home-style meals (think fried chicken, catfish, chicken & dumplings, pinto beans, cornbread, etc.) at a fairly reasonable price. Kinda like Cracker Barrel. Most of them have closed, however, with seven still open in the Pensacola. FL area. P.J. Piehole makes me think of those.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
What could have led the Health Inspectors to be suspicious of halal lasagna?
Maybe the chili hut and the slaw truck should have got together to ameliorate each other’s problems….