Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 17, 2021
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. hellfire chili hut hellfire chili hut - hot & spicy icon of menu () too easily confused with healthy heart icon (), en-dangering the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. slaw-2-u cole slaw wagon 1-800-cole slaw slaw-2-u mobile food unit - van leaks mayonnaise. whole business plan seems poorly thought out. 3 guys and a microwave we reheat you eat 3 guys and a microwave big dude platter 3 guys and a microwave - beercan ziggurat woefully unstable. tv way too loud. pizzaburritoburger had bites taken out of it already. sam delabianno's authentic italy food only not al qaeda! just italy halal lasagna drivers pilots wanted sam delabianno's - no actual italian food on menu. suspected al qaeda front. also, unclean food surfaces.
What could have led the Health Inspectors to be suspicious of halal lasagna?
Maybe the chili hut and the slaw truck should have got together to ameliorate each other’s problems….