Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 22, 2021
May 21, 2021
May 23, 2021
Transcript:
richards poor almanac santa arrival uneventful by richard thompson amid extraordinarily tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit, the first since the war on terrorism began. santa: ho ho ho! claus's spokeself, tinky defrost, read a prepared statement. tinky: after receiving numerous complaints from kids from 1 to 92, we are reversing our decision to cancel santa's public appearances. "santa will be available, at a secure location, for gift consultation with those children who clear our stringent screening process." santaland santa's workshop elf 1: have you been naughty or nice? elf 2: please step between the magic candy canes. santa: ho ho ho! requests from the press to meet directly with claus were denied. oop: i have a question for santa! me too. my kid wants barbie's hair salon! tinky: santa is feeding his reindeer and unavailable for comment.
Cpeckbourlioux over 3 years ago
Wonder what he feeds them…
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Tinky deFrost has since moved on. He’s now a brand manager at Amazon.
gbars70 over 3 years ago
Barbie’s Hair Salon requests will be accepted for only those who go through the proper channels…
MillieD over 3 years ago
I’m a new follower to this site. It is such a pleasant surprise. I enjoy this type of outrageous humor. The comics right now is somewhat out of season but I’ll get over it. :-)
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Santa really does need a Press Secretary these difficult days! —And heavily-armed guards, of course!