Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 31, 2021

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    Cpeckbourlioux  over 3 years ago

    Etremely oops.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    All this talk of Christmas trees has really put me in the mood for …

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 3 years ago

    Did he mean “carnivorous,” meaning it eats meat, or “carniferous,” meaning it brings meat along with it? If it’ll bring me a Porterhouse, I’ll buy it.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    I think I’ve got one or two of those fancy sandwich toothpicks somewhere. Maybe I’ll celebrate half-Christmas in a few weeks….

    Now if only I had an appropriate gift catalogue….

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