I have so many crowns now I’m beginning to feel like royalty. The senior version of Little Princess? Maybe I should get a custom made T-shirt announcing my status!
Which is why my dentures (when not in use) are in another room from the bedroom. But since they’re “false teeth,” I expect a the leaving from any Tooth Fairy would be counterfeit.
If the tooth fairy did visit old people who wear dentures, they’d make out like bandits until she realized they’re taking the same teeth out every night…
Martin I over 5 years ago
The tooth fairy took my father-in-law’s teeth one time. He was really ticked. The whole set cost him $400 but she only gave him $1.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
riddle: what can you get twice free of charge, but have to pay if lost again? teeth
assrdood over 5 years ago
or the gingivitis genie.
Algolei I over 5 years ago
My mother got the Denture Technician, but she had to visit him.
ellisaana Premium Member over 5 years ago
When the tooth fairy visits adults, they have to pay.
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
She puts awards under grandma’s pillow.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 5 years ago
When the Tooth Fairy visits old people she has to be careful not to drown in the glass.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Yeah, and it does not leave any money, Kid!
Breadboard over 5 years ago
The joys of youth … knowing another tooth will take the lost tooth’s place !
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Or the fake teeth in a jar….
jagedlo over 5 years ago
or the Polident Phantom!
Thechildinme over 5 years ago
I have so many crowns now I’m beginning to feel like royalty. The senior version of Little Princess? Maybe I should get a custom made T-shirt announcing my status!
donwalter over 5 years ago
or the denture devil…
bobbyray526 over 5 years ago
Or a Denture Tablet
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Which is why my dentures (when not in use) are in another room from the bedroom. But since they’re “false teeth,” I expect a the leaving from any Tooth Fairy would be counterfeit.
Al Nala over 5 years ago
And let us forget The Creeping Crud…
Stocky One over 5 years ago
…and the Cavity Creep.
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
Is there a dentures fairy?
anomalous4 over 5 years ago
If the tooth fairy did visit old people who wear dentures, they’d make out like bandits until she realized they’re taking the same teeth out every night…
Space & Kitten over 5 years ago
I thought we had to Have Teeth for any of these things ! ?
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
If Earl was there he’d say, “Then how come my dentures keep disappearing?”.
iggyman over 5 years ago
How about the False teeth Falcon? Or the Denture Donkey?
gnome over 5 years ago
Don’t forget about Bridge Trolls :-D
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Mine’s the Hairless fairy. Also Jack Frosty who burns those marks into my skin.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Clean you teeth will handle that.