Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 22, 2019

You can have my words when you can pry them from my cold, dead lips.

A popular bumper sticker at the time: “Charlton Heston is my Rhetorician”.

IN 1886, the Supreme Court ruled in Presser v. Illinois, 116 US 252, that the Second Amendment guarantees the individual right to own a gun; that militia membership is NOT a requisite; and, that states cannot compel membership in a militia.

But on counter-counter Earth, it is illegal to yell theater in a crowded fire.

On real earth if someone yells FIRE in a crowded theater, someone will.

Does this mean that world doesn’t have people dying from white supremacist domestic terrorist attacks? I’ll take it.

The launch codes have been changed for security reasons from 12345678 to 00000000.

Good thing Trump doesn’t read gocomics. He’ll never see B39TJD882X. Nevermind… he doesn’t read anyway.

Verne Peters? Hmmm…he looks like someone I’ve seen. Guess Counter Earth isn’t so very “counter”.