Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 17, 2019

Evidently, this was before the “graphic novel.”

Of course you can’t press a flower in a comic book for the comic book is too lightweight.

a touch of sarcasm, I believe

He is clearly not impressed.

“BOOM!”

Technically, you can, but you’d have to put some kind of weight on it…

She could put the rose in her mouth and dance to something alluring…

That would just leave some red stains.

“Again with the negative waves, Moriarty!”

Good God, Man. Don’t be ridiculous. My comic books get bagged and boarded immediately upon purchase. There will be no interactions between them and a flower or any other organic matter.

You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd either. What’s your point?

I laughed at his veiled insult and her “stunned look”! :-D

Well you can, but you’ll need a couple thousand comics to put on top of that one to aid in the pressing.

You tell her, Schroeder!

There no such thing as one comic book. Either you have none, or a stack of 200+ .

Ah, all the Millennials concentrating on the physics of pressing a rose petal in a comic book and missing the unrequited affection of Lucille van Pelt.

Sure you can, as long as you press the comic book in other books