Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 28, 2019

Good thing Lucy didn’t say that to Peppermint Patty.

and you, Lucy, have a small attention span

And your mouth is too big, Lucy.

I don’t know why , but this briefing recall me the football scene from M*A*S*H* (the movie) .

In real life, Big-mouth Lucy would be getting her jaw jacked on a daily basis.

Have you seen the size of your mouth?

I thought she would have said, “Your head is too big”.

“… about things that can be changed … "

Only, one problem. Lucy can give it, but not take it!

Is this the year that Charlie Brown will kick the football?

Charlie Brown, you blockhead

“Football relevant criticism. Sigh.”

Constructive criticism, yes. Pointless criticism, not so much.

Another case of insufficient specificity… he should have said “constructive criticism”

1. I’ve never seen him on a football team before (only trying to kick a football) 2. I’m surprised they found a helmet big enough for Charlie Brown!

I prefer destructive criticism.

Is Lucy on the team as a defensive puncher…. I mean tackle. Hope she’s not holding the ball when Charlie Brown tries kicking it.

When I played football, I had a problem blocking, tackling, running, catching, passing and kicking. Other than that, I was a great player.

Lucy sure knows how to critizise our hero and take out the fizz out of the leader.

CHARLIE BROWN: “Wow, never heard THAT one before…”

Something relevant…