Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 28, 2019

Yeah, it should have been a garden hose.

You’d better find that idiot – he also put a pair of pinking shears in with the hemostats.

I’m not sure if I would take off down the hall running or just keel over in a deep faint.

[nsfw] Look up ‘sounding.’

Man, I used to love those things! I haven’t seen one in decades!

Ha ha, that is what a catheter feels like, no matter what it looks like.

They’re now making paper straws, like they used to back in the day. Expensive, of course….

Never heard of wildlife getting stuck in a straw?

I have only one thing to say " OOOUCH !!!! "

Veterinary hospital- Duck catheter

Looks more like an ice fishing auger.

It was that nurse you got nasty with!

I thought you were just being anal.

Now I’ll have nightmares for days!

You luved catheters?

Get up, get dressed, and check out AMA if necessary. Then find a hospital where they do know how a silly straw would get mixed in with the catheters. :)