F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 31, 2019

Aren’t we all?

“…and if you can’t do that, I’ll throw what’s in this pot on you.” >: )

She has the can opener in her right hand.

Bat behind back.

She’s a pressure cooker.

What doesn’t kill you will become a taste you’ll eventually love.

That’s what they all say…just like asking if my butt looks to big in this dress….careful how you answer, or you’ll be wearing the pot and what’s in it….yikes

“Honey, does this recipe make my butt look fat…?”

Smile then swallow. A good reason to have a hungry hound.

In other words, lie through your teeth!!!

She’s set the expectations. If you are smart you will follow them (the unwavering support and praise part).

Honey, I honestly never tasted anything like this!

I have a query first. Have you tasted it yourself? If not then you first.

Better to taste it standing up, so you can get a running start sooner when you can’t think of the words to describe it soon enough.

Because of course, the woman makes the man food… and all the bosses and doctors are males…