Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2019

Andrew Gottlieb wrote his version of Eat, Pray, Love called drink, play, f@#k.

Rat will soon be sued for plagiarism of Panda’s Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

“Drink, fight, puke”, Rat, that seems your philosophy of life.

Andy Capp?

The search and self-discovery is when you discover your front teeth have been knocked out and you start searching for them.

The 4th one is “wakes up in jail”.

You forgot “Repeat”, Rat.

Rat you are more of a : backstab , screw over and trash talk creature …….. Croc Power !

I hate those stupid books about women finding themselves, or love, etc. The escapades are trite and boring! Come on….”EYE ROLL”

I’d like to see Julia Roberts in that movie!

My memoir is going to be titled as “Eat Sleep and A Walk in the Woods”.

Sorry, Rat; Hunter S. Thompson got there first.

It’s a song by the Hollywood Vampires – My Dead Drunk Friends.https://binged.it/2Kj0Ki3

“Shoot, Reload, Shoot…..

For several years I worked in a small metal working shop where it was more like drink, gamble, puke but I have no trouble understanding Rat. They thought I was some weird teetotaler because I didn’t consume a quart of whiskey a day. A couple of beers was like a big fountain soda to these guys.

My college roommate already wrote that one.

Eat, s**t, sleep. Me and an old dog.

They say you should write what you know. For me it would be “Wake up in the middle of the night, Pee, Wander house til morning nap time (repeat daily)”

I’ll be looking for this on Ebay!!!!! lol

Pig’s version would probably be Eat, Sleep, Eat.

Rat may be one of Terry Pratchett’s Nac Mac Feegle (The Wee Free Men), only grey. Their motto was “Drinking, Fighting, and Stealing Ships (Sheep)”

I practice self-discovery, but I don’t write about it.

If you get it in the other order, there’s less fighting… though you may be evicted from your favorite binge-site.

But the New Age-y fans like Goat won’t want to read your memoir, Rat. Maybe a few Young Punks, or an old former newspaperman or two hanging out in a seedy bar….

If puke is in the title of your memoir, you may need to turn your life around.