The only time I have my kid's full attention. Baby: Dad Baby: Daddy Is when I try to take a crap by myself
As opposed to the times he tries to take a crap with others?
“Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad”
“What?”
“Can I have a cookie?”
“No”
“WHAT?”
“Can I have some candy?”
“It’s too bad your brother had to grow up an only child.”
I prefer having fishes than having kids.
Your pets do the same thing.
Or the dogs!
Isn’t that one of the perks of being waterfowl? … you’re always sitting on the john?
Close, and lock the door, and don’t take their crap.
Does anyone allow kids inside when they go do that?
October 11, 2017
Nathan Daniels about 5 years ago
As opposed to the times he tries to take a crap with others?
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
“Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad”
“What?”
“Can I have a cookie?”
“No”
“Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad”
“WHAT?”
“Can I have some candy?”
“It’s too bad your brother had to grow up an only child.”
Gerard:D about 5 years ago
I prefer having fishes than having kids.
xsintricks about 5 years ago
Your pets do the same thing.
DebUSNRet about 5 years ago
Or the dogs!
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
Isn’t that one of the perks of being waterfowl? … you’re always sitting on the john?
tinstar about 5 years ago
Close, and lock the door, and don’t take their crap.
Gent about 5 years ago
Does anyone allow kids inside when they go do that?