Pickles by Brian Crane for February 07, 2011

What else could it be Nelson?

Nelson, you’re a little old to be doing “Bart Simpson” stuff don’t you think?

Kids do the darnest things.

I smell a new toaster in their near future.

at least it isn’t the cat, they smell different.

Cat smells like chicken

Now, why would you do that, Nelson?

Well, they fit perfectly in that foxhole.

I guessed it was Earl making a grilled cheese with the plastic still on the cheese.

Well Duh. Not likely to be the plastic army guy, now is it?!

How many times did we leave the plastic bread bag to close to the toaster and it stuck to the outside of it!!!

JBella: Now that you mention it!

Well that 60 year-old appliance is toast. Now they’ll get the internet connected eight-slice that lasts six months.

Earl has lost his “smeller”.

Back in the mid 1960’s there were these “hot plate” toys..you could make edible candy bugs.

Another toy you would make non-edible creepy crawlies.. (spiders and whatnot)

Once they were warmed up they both smelled like burning plastic..

“This has been a public service announcement - the toaster you save, could be your own.”

dido