Though it’s said that pride is a vice
This I say in a trice
No book has died because of me
For this show I shall never see
Were these shows to disappear tomorrow
In me there would be no sorrow
Though others may tire of my gripe
Reality shows are nothing but tripe.
Why learn, I’m going to play kids games, be a poor yet controversial actor, or broadcast my legal or addiction problems. If that doesn’t work I’ll win a state sponsored scratch off. Only losers learn.
Gosh, a scientst gets that while a borderline Cro-Magnon “earns” several times that from using a funny stick to hit flat ball into a net? Hmmm, which choice should I make???
The dirty little secret is that only a teeny tiny percentage of us get a chance to be a basketball thug or a Cro-Magnon hockey player or a no-neck football player or a juiced-up baseball player. OR a no-talent reality show “contestant.”
It’s like being a lottery winner– your chances are a LOT better at being a high five-figure scientist. Also you’ll be happier, get arrested less often, and live longer.
It’s a matter of supply and demand. Very few people are both dumb enough to be reality show contestants and willing to parade their stupidity in front on the entire country.
Reality shows like “Super Nanny” fill a need that used to be filled by friends and neighbours. Our society is so isolated, parents have no one else to turn to for instruction on raising children. Other shows like “Biggest Loser” fill similar needs.
Somebody illustrated the difference between the Jock and the Geek by comparing Michael Jordan to Bill Gates.
Lets face it, you make a few million playing hoops, but when you’re too old, they kick you out and that money dries up – unless you learned how to manage your money, which most Jocks (having the brainpower of a sponge) never do.
Nerds can earn an income until they’re too old to see.
luckylouie said, “And how much does an illiterate, almost inarticulate thug make for throwing a ball through a metal ring?”
Interesting that you apply thug with it’s adjectives to the only sport populated predominantly by blacks.
And the only sport that, at the collegiate level, is played well by the schools with high academic reputations.
Now ask the kid what the AVERAGE salaries are for scientists versus Jersey idiots. This illustrates exactly why math is so important. Probability and statistics should be mandatory for graduation.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Sad, isn’t it?
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Even sadder than you know: http://kellysutton.tumblr.com/post/3182707131
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Very sad, indeed, rayannina
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Not a good situation.
wndrwrthg almost 14 years ago
Though it’s said that pride is a vice This I say in a trice No book has died because of me For this show I shall never see Were these shows to disappear tomorrow In me there would be no sorrow Though others may tire of my gripe Reality shows are nothing but tripe.
zero almost 14 years ago
The reasons for reality shows existing are deplorable on both sides of the screen:
• they cost less to produce • most are the highest rated shows
Have I mentioned sterilization yet this comment?
luckylouie almost 14 years ago
And how much does an illiterate, almost inarticulate thug make for throwing a ball through a metal ring?
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Why learn, I’m going to play kids games, be a poor yet controversial actor, or broadcast my legal or addiction problems. If that doesn’t work I’ll win a state sponsored scratch off. Only losers learn.
bkminto almost 14 years ago
Gosh, a scientst gets that while a borderline Cro-Magnon “earns” several times that from using a funny stick to hit flat ball into a net? Hmmm, which choice should I make???
cdward almost 14 years ago
The dirty little secret is that only a teeny tiny percentage of us get a chance to be a basketball thug or a Cro-Magnon hockey player or a no-neck football player or a juiced-up baseball player. OR a no-talent reality show “contestant.”
It’s like being a lottery winner– your chances are a LOT better at being a high five-figure scientist. Also you’ll be happier, get arrested less often, and live longer.
pdchapin almost 14 years ago
It’s a matter of supply and demand. Very few people are both dumb enough to be reality show contestants and willing to parade their stupidity in front on the entire country.
wicky almost 14 years ago
Let the nitwittery begin!
Andre Nauta almost 14 years ago
wndrwrthg - Well said!
boojum53 almost 14 years ago
pdchapin: Don’t worry. The pool of available candidates appears to be growing at an exponential rate.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Great as always, WW!
stuart almost 14 years ago
Reality shows like “Super Nanny” fill a need that used to be filled by friends and neighbours. Our society is so isolated, parents have no one else to turn to for instruction on raising children. Other shows like “Biggest Loser” fill similar needs.
Phatts almost 14 years ago
Somebody illustrated the difference between the Jock and the Geek by comparing Michael Jordan to Bill Gates.
Lets face it, you make a few million playing hoops, but when you’re too old, they kick you out and that money dries up – unless you learned how to manage your money, which most Jocks (having the brainpower of a sponge) never do.
Nerds can earn an income until they’re too old to see.
http://www.ahajokes.com/bus157.html
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
The moral of today’s strip: Do whatever it takes to get “Jersey Shore” cancelled.
rvonluchen almost 14 years ago
Big talk from a bunch of people reading comic strips.
DagNabIt! almost 14 years ago
luckylouie said, “And how much does an illiterate, almost inarticulate thug make for throwing a ball through a metal ring?” Interesting that you apply thug with it’s adjectives to the only sport populated predominantly by blacks. And the only sport that, at the collegiate level, is played well by the schools with high academic reputations.
Me thinks your comment stinketh of racism!
Airboy20 almost 14 years ago
So all thugs are automatically black in your eyes, dave98042? Wouldn’t go swinging that racism cat too far, son.
Seeker149 Premium Member over 13 years ago
Now ask the kid what the AVERAGE salaries are for scientists versus Jersey idiots. This illustrates exactly why math is so important. Probability and statistics should be mandatory for graduation.