Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 23, 2019

After that, it will be “One Foot In The Grave & The Other on The Banana Peel Barbie”…

I remember when the first commercials came out. Every cartoon show was running those. Who knew it would become an icon?

That is a good idea for another doll, “The Menopausal Barbie”.

I’ve had a PMS Barbie for about four years now.

Cougar Barbie. :D

…’pause to think about that one…

Yes, and a goup of people lined up to buy one is called a Barbie queue. Remember that when you go to your favorite resturant.

Such a to-do over a doll. . .when I was a kid, I was given baby dolls. . .never played with them, just designed and sewed extensive wardrobes. . .helped me find a lifelong avocation. . .

Hot Flash Barbie would have come out ~15 years ago. She’s finally sleeping comfortably again. Well, except for her knees and back now.

Did you know that Barbie Doll has a middle name? And no, it isn’t “The.” Go ahead and Google it.

Manic Bucket List Barbie with Hawaiian shirt and electric scooter chair.

I want Zombie Barbie, please.

Roll up the window honey, it’s 40-below outside.

You forgot the “Divorced Barbie”. She come with all of Ken’s stuff.

How about “Nursing Home Barbie?”

Next, granny Barbie.

Let’s see, give her too much lip, eyes that look surprised, puffy face, rabbit nose, and Voila, “Plastic Surgery Barbie.”

Loved my Barbies! From age 5 to, gee I can’t remember…maybe 4th grade ?

barbie was a botox pioneer…

ba dum tss

Is she still living with kouch potato Ken?

Barbie’s Dream Nursing Home.