Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 30, 2019

Boo Hiss

I think you’ll crash your computer before you can finish putting in all of those stars, Horace.

FYI – You cannot take an elevator to any of these places Horace…!

Andromeda is coming to visit us.

IN maybe 4 billion years Andromeda will intersect with our galaxy and we shall merge into one super galaxy.

Andromeda, the sexiest space ship ever. https://myheartexplodes.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/lexadoiga-05.png

I’m so disappointed that nobody else posted this, so I guess it’s up to me:

Earth: Mostly harmless

OK, I will be the first penguin off the ice. Who is putting the stars, Horace or his readers? If him, why so many on Andromeda? If them, why so many on Andromeda?

I just bought my ticket to the Andromeda Galaxy. We leave in the Fall of 2069.

If these are travel reviews, does that mean that he traveled here from outside our solar system?

….and what about Uranus ?

Mostly Harmless.

I don’t know about you, but Tatooine has more stars than Andromeda in my book!!!!