Red received a Truth in Labeling warning letter after a customer did not believe his lemonade was made by his Uncle Jonathan Lemon
Sounds good to me, Rover.
Better living through chemistry, right, Red?!
I would have bought it anyway just for the boy’s refreshing honesty.
Zeeesh! What’s with her?
“Are these girl scout cookies made with real girl scouts?”
In other words: “No Ma’am, it’s Koolade(t), high fructose corn syrup, and chlorinated city water.”
Must have been made from Tang, lol!
Natural lemonade is asked this days!!
Mom must have gotten tired of squeezing all of those lemons!!!
Ever read the ingredients label on Country Time “Lemonade”? Sugar, citric acid, and an alphabet soup of chemical-sounding crap. Not a lemon in sight. Tastes just like good old-fashioned lemonade, my foot.
Every water molecule in it is guaranteed to have passed through life forms from every previous age of Earth!
No Rover! Any one who is that nasty to a child doesn’t deserve you and your puppy eyes!
November 20, 2013
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Red received a Truth in Labeling warning letter after a customer did not believe his lemonade was made by his Uncle Jonathan Lemon
over 5 years ago
Sounds good to me, Rover.
Catfeet Premium Member over 5 years ago
Better living through chemistry, right, Red?!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
I would have bought it anyway just for the boy’s refreshing honesty.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Zeeesh! What’s with her?
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
“Are these girl scout cookies made with real girl scouts?”
Vangoghdog01 over 5 years ago
In other words: “No Ma’am, it’s Koolade(t), high fructose corn syrup, and chlorinated city water.”
sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Must have been made from Tang, lol!
rentier over 5 years ago
Natural lemonade is asked this days!!
mymontana over 5 years ago
Mom must have gotten tired of squeezing all of those lemons!!!
Zuria Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ever read the ingredients label on Country Time “Lemonade”? Sugar, citric acid, and an alphabet soup of chemical-sounding crap. Not a lemon in sight. Tastes just like good old-fashioned lemonade, my foot.
wiatr over 5 years ago
Every water molecule in it is guaranteed to have passed through life forms from every previous age of Earth!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 5 years ago
No Rover! Any one who is that nasty to a child doesn’t deserve you and your puppy eyes!