Pickles by Brian Crane for August 19, 2019

I’ll bet Opal is hoping Earl’s socks aren’t stinky.

Just noticed Opal’s bunny slippers!

Opal looks angry. Sloooowly back away, Earl!

It might seem to some that the honeymoon is finally over…

It is nice to see Earl out of the doggy door.

Usually it’s my wife who wants her feet rubbed.

Hummmm … another Earl plan like yesterday !

They are not the Golden arches Earl!

Women marry men hoping they’ll change. Men marry women hoping they’ll never change.

EWWwwwwwww……………

You could make Opal happy by not having to rub your feet.

As the kitty leaps off Opals lap as she’s about to run herself….

How did Earl get out of the dog door?

Next, Earl will want his toenails clipped.

Anyone with stinky feet who wants a foot rub should be willing to freshly wash them in generous amounts of hot soap and water first, not offer up stinky ol’ feet that have been encased in socks all day! Yuck!

But a good foot rub is so good it’s worth going to a specialist just to get one, even if you have to pay for it. sigh

You better Think Earl, when she is done She will Want You to Return the Favor. It would only Be right to do so.

Opal and the cat were quite happy until you stuck your foot out.

I see Muffin wants no part of this.

Oh, GAK!

Compromise Opal – Earl goes and washes his feet first and then you rub them. Once you finish rubbing his, go wash your feet and he can rub yours. Everyone wins.

First you clean you feet spotlessly first Earl.

Well, excuse me, but she sees dirty floor forensic evidence on the bottom of his socks, esso si que es