Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 19, 2019

Doreen: " So I take it you’re not ‘all Beef’, like you claimed when we got married? "

So there’s a bit of insect DNA in there, no big deal.

no mustard????

And it wasn’t the teeth…it was the other end.

Earthworms?

Roman Craig: “You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they’re made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and a**holes!”

IDC what they’re made with, there’s nothing like a roasted weenie over a fire, followed by s’mores….M M M M M

Sawdust!!!

Chicken and turkey lips.

And a new branch is growing.. in the bowels of some lab

Makes you want to give up and spray ketchup all over yourself.

Don’t get me started on our neighbors, the Spams.

“All right. Numero uno: – Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. – Tulip fight… Canada is secretly training an army of Sasquatch. Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17 percent actual dog.”

And, the currently antisocial gluten.

Sausage inna bun.

“Oh, crap.”

“Close.”

Just being frank…things could be wurst

A little pork and a lot of flour.