Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 13, 2019

Mistrial…there’s a connection between the judge and the witness…

It looks like her story is well grounded.

You’re not getting my CURRENT remark…I had WiFI installed…AND ZAP! I’m wireless!

I was brought up on a farm until I was 10, so no.

….Said the councilman as he charged on, plugging away at her defense with a two-pronged attack, laying it bare. This case would come down to the wire, but he was determined to show the courtroom watts what.

Usually the courtroom is cordial.

She was charged with battery.

I can’t believe someone hadn’t come up with this before me.

I don’t get the connection.

The prosecutor looks a- frayed.

At least the judge is grounded in reality, the rest are dangerously two-pronged.

No puns, but a memory. I remember being in a bar on Halloween. There was apparently a costume contest going on. I saw a couple made up as an extension cord. The guy (I assume) was wearing a big boxy plug with the male contacts, and his date wore the female version, while an oversized “cord” connected them.

She suddenly shorted out.

Shocking.

The prosecutor is not connected to reality.

I admit it, I cut the cord!

Obviously, she plugged him…

What’s the next case on the socket?

She’s been seeing a wire stripper.

Plug in that lawyer and sparks might be flying.

Not a shock. He had been plugging any outlet he could find.

she was wired at the time…

Shock it to me?

A lot of pluggers in the court room.