B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 21, 2019

Fire, I’ll take you to burn.

Fire, I’ll take you to learn.

I’ll see you burn!

You fought hard and you saved and learned.

Fire, to destroy all you’ve done.

Fire, to end all you’ve become.

I’ll feel your burn! – Arthur Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

You are warm standing next to it, right? You harnessed it.

Caught red-handed.

Looks like an early ancestor of Festus Hagan ….

I guess brains haven’t been invented yet.

Obviously, this branch of early humans died out.

Eureka! You just invented second degree burns and the “emergency room!”

Thank you, thank you, thank you . . .for using the word “harness.” I think it’s so STUPID of human beings to talk about “conquering” nature. . .ya CLIMBED Mt. Everest, you arrogant fool, ya didn’t conquer it. . . weather, ocean, land terrain . . . we can affect them, but never conquer them.

Glad bandages were invented back then

Fire him from the research group.

Now they can get the women to cook.

Sure, there is! Now you need to invent matches!

It’s like open up the back of your TV set. Grab the power cables inside. And feel the power of television.

This is such a stupid theme for the week. They’ve been using fire for years. How do you think Fat Broad cooks dinner?

Reminds me of the time I had taken the cover off of a failing hard drive at work, and was seeing how long it would continue to be accessible after the spinning disks had been exposed to the air. One of the ladies in the department came in, said something like “ooh, look!” and started moving her finger toward it…

“Stop!”

It’s a single use app.

Fire makes a good servant but a bad master.

First example of technology outstripping man’s IQ?

For one thing, it’s Impossible to keep the buckles on the bridle polished.

Asbestos will do it in a few thousand years, and another few hundred years to learn to avoid it.

The educators have only given them partial information here. Part of the problem of break down in this hastily constructed answer to human extinction from the AGW.