Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 20, 2019

But what about the pistachios already out of the shell? There are always a few of those. That should even out with the empty shells in the long run.

(Is that the best comment I can come up with? I need more sleep.)

she doesn’t seem to shell shocked

I’m more about the ones that have no way to get into except using a nutcracker.

Sadly, this is NOT too far-fetched nowadays….

Just read a customer opened a fresh salad, only to find a frog staring back at her. It happens! Go with it! Laugh!

Which is why pistachios now have been developed with walnut type shells.

What about all the nuts at the bottom without shells?

Is that 2 out of 2 or 2 out of the first 500?

What a nut.

They’re Iranian pistachios. That’s their revenge they’re working, there.

Yeah, sue ’em and make ’em shell out.

I don’t wanna hear that complaint about getting to the bottom of he bag and finding pistachios without shells!