We tell UPS to put it by the front door in the alcove. Do they listen NO so the idiot goes to the back yard fence which mind you has big sign that says BEWARE OF DOG. So the idiot goes to drop it back there and Alex (95 pounds, Lab and hate UPS drivers). Luckily we were just coming home and yelled at the guy, don’t drop it back there. So he does anyway and Alex nips at his hand so he turns to us and says he bit me and we said do you not hear. We took his name off his shirt and called UPS and told them to never have him deliver here again and told him what happened. Plus reiterated to UPS to have them drop put the package in the alcove by the front door.
Charles Barr Premium Member over 5 years ago
They’ll be out of luck when the delivery man is replaced by a drone!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Express-delivered barking.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
An equal-opportunity barker. . .
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Looks like an IPS driver to me.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
It’s a package from Chewy. UNBARK, UNBARK, UNBARK!
whenlifewassimpler over 5 years ago
We tell UPS to put it by the front door in the alcove. Do they listen NO so the idiot goes to the back yard fence which mind you has big sign that says BEWARE OF DOG. So the idiot goes to drop it back there and Alex (95 pounds, Lab and hate UPS drivers). Luckily we were just coming home and yelled at the guy, don’t drop it back there. So he does anyway and Alex nips at his hand so he turns to us and says he bit me and we said do you not hear. We took his name off his shirt and called UPS and told them to never have him deliver here again and told him what happened. Plus reiterated to UPS to have them drop put the package in the alcove by the front door.
mountainclimber over 5 years ago
Drones and robots will be taking over many jobs. What will otherwise untrained people do then?
todyoung over 5 years ago
Jack & our UPS & FedEx drivers have an agreement. They leave a doggie biscuit and he doesn’t bark.
comics guy 47 over 5 years ago
If the driver was himself a dog, would it be Fed-Rex?