Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 11, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Morality isn’t that moral.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    way to gather your thoughts, Calvin

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    codycab  about 5 years ago

    Tell a teacher, Calvin.

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    JudyHendrickson  about 5 years ago

    I actually feel sorry for Calvin!!

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    The truck is history!!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If you take it back you are recovering your property, not stealing.

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    CharlesTustison  about 5 years ago

    Have the H. Clinton firm look into it.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Congrats Calvin, you’re thinking like a neoconservative.

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    That sounds defeatist.

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    MagOctopus  about 5 years ago

    It sounds like the way the world often goes, but not how it ought to go, no. Poor Calvin.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Get some help, Calvin! You can’t battle this on your own!

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    Watcher  about 5 years ago

    You and the principal or on good terms, so go to him and tell him you will stay out of his office for a month if he goes and gets his truck back and kicks Moe out of school. I think he will go for it.

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    leopoldenoch  about 5 years ago

    Tell the teacher, tell your parents. Suddenly you’re a dummy…

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    cpiller Premium Member about 5 years ago

    How long ago was this strip actually drawn? The more things change, the more they stay the same….

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    davidf42  about 5 years ago

    Never Forget!

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    bookworm0812  about 5 years ago

    It’s not stealing if it’s yours.

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    bbenoit  about 5 years ago

    Seems like about the time this strip originally ran we were taught to stand up to bullies. “Poke him right in the nose” was common fatherly advise. I expect Calvin would get the same results poking Moe in the nose as I would if I poked you-know-who. Except, in the latter case, some secret service agent would have to retaliate for him lest he bruise his little hands.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 5 years ago

    What you do is bring together a like-minded group of people who, with strength in numbers, decide to no longer put up with that sort of dickery and take back what was stolen!

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    flagmichael  about 5 years ago

    I love the way Watterson left out the panel dividers to heighten the sense of being rudderless.

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    gantech  about 5 years ago

    That was me. Calvin, not Moe.

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    swanridge  about 5 years ago

    Philosophy is a walk on slippery rocks.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    Life 101.

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    yipp_eeee  about 5 years ago

    Why does this sound so familiar these days?

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    bxclent  Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Sic Hobbs on him ….. GGGGRRRRRRR CHOMP BITE SCRATCH ETC…………

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    Nick Danger  about 5 years ago

    The right of self defense is enshrined in just about every legal system on the planet – unless you are in school, where they will punish the defender just as severely as the attacker. This is their version of “justice”.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 5 years ago

    Rat him out, but be sneaky about it so that Moe admits it. Like claiming it’s lost and radioactive or something, so Moe reacts strongly before realizing it was just fake news.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Hire Big Vinny The Repossesser. He has a busy calendar also serving subpoenas and divorce decrees, and forecloses, so sign up early.

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    patrickab7  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like the way of the world, then and now, sadly.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I am firmly convinced that the biggest problem with the human species as a whole is bullying.

    The second is greed.

    All bad things that we do to ourselves is rooted, somehow, in those two things.

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    jameseyboyjackson  about 5 years ago

    We have all probably been in a story like this. Moe the world class poop head.

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    Drummer54  about 5 years ago

    There in a nutshell is the history of the world

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    Calvin, you have one of the most fiendishly creative minds on the planet. Surely you can overcome brawn without even working up a sweat. If not, get Lio to help you. He’s got toys.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Take a pipe and start hurting him till he is crying then hit him just one more time to quiet him. Then walk away.

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    fix-n-fly  about 5 years ago

    At least learn a lesson from this Calvin – don’t take any of your personal stuff to school that you can’t afford to lose.

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    fgerbil46  about 5 years ago

    When injustice becomes law, then resistance is duty. Getting back your property, however you do it, is your duty.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Every act has consequences, they tell us, but “Karma” had to be invented (like dark matter) to explain how some things don’t seem to fall into the stated pattern. I generally fall back on “he’ll eventually come to no good end / be sorry” / etc. but I really don’t have good evidence of that.

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    Bacon’s revenge   about 5 years ago

    It’s Moe. Is Calvin immortal

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Oof-Duh!

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    Just smile, and “Keep on truckin’.”

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    hagarthehorrible  about 5 years ago

    Use your tact to out power Moe. Remember he takes hours to understand a long sentence punctuated with high vocabulary content. And you are the best in that.

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    InquireWithin  about 5 years ago

    If Moe is a “smart” bully, like some of the ones I’ve known, he’ll claim the truck is his if Calvin tries to rat on him. And unless Calvin marked it somehow, there’ll be no way to prove it’s his and the teachers won’t do anything. Then Moe can do with it as he pleases. I witnessed this so often when I was a kid; it’s what happens when punks from moneyed families always get their way.

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    christopher.w.owen  about 5 years ago

    Hit him in the head with a bat.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Aren’t today’s kids being taught to grab whatever they want, beat up whomever they want, and never, ever admit you are wrong or say sorry.

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    johnscar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Trump is Moe. Calvin is all of us.

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