At some time from age 30 to 40, we began losing muscle mass. If Earl has not been doing strength training, he’s a lot weaker than he was when he was a young man.
I remember when Kristy Alley was on Dancing with the Stars. One week she had fast dance and commented “when someone tells me to haul a$$, I have to make two trips”!
I work out every day with free-weights and consider myself in pretty damn good shape for 74 years old BUT there is no way ( short of an emergency and my adrenaline pumping ) that I’m going to schlepp my short but substantial spouse into the boudoir without risking us both winding up in a heap on the floor and me with a serious back injury!
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
one trip for him to carry her to bed and another trip for himself to the chiropractor?
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Some people are wondering the same thing about sex robots — can I make 2 trips?
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
Earl may be sleeping on the couch tonight.
Dirty Dragon over 5 years ago
The first trip is to go out and borrow a forklift.
wiatr over 5 years ago
Those days are long gone…
JudyHendrickson over 5 years ago
Ooooo !!!!don’t go there!!!
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Maybe next year Opal ;-)
iggyman over 5 years ago
In other words, sorry Opal no can do!
Less Monday... More Friday over 5 years ago
Once upon a time…
ForrestOverin over 5 years ago
Best. Answer. EVER!
jagedlo over 5 years ago
If you’re sleepy enough, just sleep together on the couch!
garcoa over 5 years ago
He could help her get into her PJs.
mjhoshaw over 5 years ago
Earl will be sleeping on the couch tonight.
Loijen over 5 years ago
Does Earl’s dog have a Doghouse for two?
ncorgbl over 5 years ago
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me…
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Opals dreaming…..
WellsGoneFar over 5 years ago
Hope he has a “truss” fund.
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
Oh Earl…you romantic silver tongued devil you! ;o}
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Looks like Earl will be “sleeping” on the floor – unconscious!
Jogger2 over 5 years ago
Earl could use a magician who can saw a lady in half and then restore her.
Jogger2 over 5 years ago
At some time from age 30 to 40, we began losing muscle mass. If Earl has not been doing strength training, he’s a lot weaker than he was when he was a young man.
Nobody_Important over 5 years ago
I remember when Kristy Alley was on Dancing with the Stars. One week she had fast dance and commented “when someone tells me to haul a$$, I have to make two trips”!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
You might drag…nah, she probably wouldn’t enjoy it anymore.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
He’s trying to figure out how to get the crane in the house.
Linguist over 5 years ago
I work out every day with free-weights and consider myself in pretty damn good shape for 74 years old BUT there is no way ( short of an emergency and my adrenaline pumping ) that I’m going to schlepp my short but substantial spouse into the boudoir without risking us both winding up in a heap on the floor and me with a serious back injury!
Hippogriff over 5 years ago
I occasionally offer, when my wife is tired, but she refuses to risk it.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago
the PROBLEM with getting old is that the thing you thought you were ONLY thinking – is the thing you say outloud – OH NO did I say that outloud??!!
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Don’t let him go first… the second trip will be tomorrow.
Jim Kerner over 5 years ago
Somebody’s going to sleep with Roscoe for awhile.
billdaviswords over 5 years ago
He won’t be sleeping in that bed tonight.