Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 14, 2019

Now that’s a good business advice!

I would first think he must either be in the cola or pizza businesses, but they actually have MORE markup than that, so….

Don’t be a dunderhead. Hire people at minimum wage to do it for you and make twice as much!

And always remember this: our purpose is to make money for ourselves. We don’t care about customers, environment, or workers except to the degree that the law makes us. Otherwise, their only purpose is to make us money.

and if you have a male bovine, relabel and sell the end product as fertilizer at a 100% markup. Or to quote William Vanderbilt "The public (interest) be damned! I’m working for my stockholders! (probably held the majority of the stock himself)

A depiction of congressional members advising their kids on life…I know what he can do with that cigar…

The McDonalds Rule: Charge $1 for every 18 cents of content.

Hire undocumented workers for sub-minimum wages in your lemonade factory. Don’t worry about the Feds. When they raid your business and haul away the trabajadores, you won’t be fined, and just one call to your friendly, neighborhood coyote and you’ll have a fresh batch of slaves…er…workers, in no time!

Daddy teaching Barron his first life lesson.

Words for the automotive industry to live by.

“The absolute best is a government contract, then he sky is the limit.

This one again? Booo.