Overboard by Chip Dunham for February 19, 2011

War is now just like professional sports, every play must be reviewed.

So what if he is a back-stabber? What then?

Good Morning, Crew!

^Two minutes in the penalty box.

Good Morning Crew,

Looks like time in the penalty box is next up..

Have a GREAT DAY MATIES

Whatever would we do without instant replay?

Good morning Crew!

PEANUTS! POP CORN! HOT DOGS!

CDWard - that would be a Match Penalty … A player who receives a match penalty is ejected. A match penalty is imposed for deliberately injuring another player, attempting to injure another player, or a goaltender going to the penalty box. Any player other than the goaltender must be chosen to go to the penalty box to serve a five minute major penalty during which he may not be substituted for on the ice. If the goaltender receives a match penalty, another player serves the time so that the team may immediately insert a backup. In practice, an NHL match penalty and game misconduct are virtually identical in application. Further, offending players are suspended from the next game their team plays, and often face hearings with the possibility of a lengthier ban.

Mornin’ Crew, don’t mine my babbling. :D

Two minutes for SLASHING, cd.

Poking fun again, Chip?

That’s clearly clipping, back it up 15 yards.

I believe that is a major!